Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Yule Man" Taylor. Of course, you all know my assistant, Al Borland.
Al: Thank you. Well, it's almost Christmas, and Christmas is a time for giving.
Tim: Right. And for you last-minute shoppers, the old "Tool Man" here's got a selection of last-minute gift ideas.
Al: And to start us off, we have the Binford 6100 Sleep Enhancer.
Tim: It's for you guys who just can't drift off to sleep. Now you got a machine that produces sounds to help you deep, deep sleep.
Al: That's right. We have "Primeval Forest," "Babbling Brook".
Tim: Boring. Boring. I like this one. [race cars sound] Ahh. Indy cars going 220 miles an hour. [snores]