Jill: Whoa! Why are you wearing that?
Tim: For the date I'm going on.
Jill: You can't wear that.
Tim: If these pants were any tighter, my navel would be under my Adam's apple.
Jill: Well, I know. I want you to wear looser pants. I mean, you look way too sexy.
Tim: I thought you wanted me to look sexy.
Jill: To pick up a woman, not break up with one.
Tim: So I dress like a slob?
Jill: Yeah, yeah, just dress the way you normally do, the rest will take care of itself.