Randy: Hey, Dad, you all ready for your big date tonight?
Tim: It's not a date, I'm actually breaking up with her tonight.
Mark: Already?
Brad: That was a short romance.
Tim: There was never a romance, there never will be a romance.
Randy: Well, not with that attitude.
Tim: Fellas, the only reason I'm going down there tonight, is I don't trust Al to tell that woman I'm married.
Brad: Maybe it's just me, but shouldn't you have told her you're married on the first date?
Mark: And you're supposed to be our role model.