Tim: Well! I guess that finishes up our cooking portion of our salute to a man's Thanksgiving. A point to ponder: when you baste the turkey in cognac, you want to keep the bird away from the open flame.
Al: Otherwise your Butterball will become a fireball.
Tim: Pretty obvious, isn't it? [chuckles] Now it's time to look at some of the things we men should be thankful for. And this, of course, would be number one: women. Our mothers, our co-workers, our family members, our sisters. They deserve a lot of appreciation.
Heidi: Wow. Thank you, Tim.
Tim: You're welcome. Now, get lost. It's a man's segment.