Al: Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a warm Tool Time welcome for the minister of the St. Stephens Episcopal Church. Heidi, my minister please, Father Mike Weber. [an organ version of the Tool Time theme plays]
Tim: Father, it's really good to have you on this show. I wonder how you feel being the first holy man to ever be on Tool Time.
Mike Webber: Well, I'm not basking in the glory. I just hope I get out alive. [Al chuckles]
Tim: Well, you don't have much to worry about, since you have an in with the big guy. And I'm not talking about Al.