Jill: You know, Randy, I was a social activist in high school. I was very involved in the feminist movement. Went to rallies where hundreds of women burned their bras.
Tim: I cheered those women on.
Randy: Well, Dad, you always have been known for your great social conscience.
Tim: Hey, pal, I'll have you know that in high school I spent eight months trying to save an endangered species.
Randy: Really? Which one?
Jill: The muscle car.