Tim: It's just as important for kids to be responsible. Dennis was three hours late. He screwed up. It was Harry's job as a parent to straighten things out.
Jill: Like you tried to straighten out Mark?
Tim: What does that have to do with anything?
Jill: Well, you were pretty tough on him about the phone.
Tim: Thanks to me, he's not talking on the phone.
Jill: Thanks to you, nobody is.