Quote from Tim in Something Old, Someone Blue
Al: Anyway, on today's show we're gonna be talking about replacing your old bathroom fixtures with new ones. Tim: Now, you might want to select these and install them when the wife's out of the house. Otherwise, you might end up with... [crows] ...one of these. [continues crowing] Who wants tap water coming out of a Klingon bird of prey, huh? Women, that's who. Women tend to overdo everything. Bathrooms, weddings... Al: Now, how can you compare bathrooms and weddings? Tim: Well, during my wedding, I spent most of the time in the bathroom.