Tim: Thank you, everybody. What a nice crowd you are. Welcome to Tool Time. I'm Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And, of course, you all know my side dish, Al Borland. [applause]
Al: Thank you.
Tim: Well, we are happy as a bunch of clams, pleased as punch to welcome you to Tool Time's first Creative Cook-off.
Al: Let's have a warm welcome to our impartial judge, Benny Baroni. [audience cheers] Well, are you ready to judge our creative concoctions?
Benny: Yes, Al. I just cleansed my palate with a light sherbet.
Al: OK. Well, the scoring will range from one to ten, ten being a great dish.
Tim: And one for anything that requires a stomach pump.
Benny: I'm familiar with the rules.