Wilson: Well, hidy-ho, neighborette. Come in. To what do I owe this delightful visit?
Jill: Well, I'm an idiot. I forgot to buy salt. I need to borrow some for my chicken. Oh, and Tim needs some squid. [off Wilson's look] Oh, it's for his cooking contest... thing.
Wilson: Oh, oh, oh. Well, I never keep salt in the house. But I got squid coming out my ears.
Jill: Wilson, I don't mean to get personal or anything, but why are you wearing that?
Wilson: Well, I know it's a tad unusual, Jill. But I just love the feel of a nice terry cloth. [Jill knocks on Wilson's helmet] Oh! The helmet!
Jill: Yeah.
Wilson: This is a prop I'll be using for my upcoming show at Wayne State University.