Lauren: "Real Men Don't Hit. By Randy Taylor. Real men don't hit. They roll with the punches."
[back home:]
Jill: "In a moment of humiliation, I lashed out and struck my fellow man. But now I realize that violence is not the answer."
Tim: This is great, Randy. She's gonna think you really mean this.
Randy: Dad, I do.
Tim: Even better.
Jill: "I learned the error of my ways from the wisdom of my father..."
Tim: Much better.
Jill: "...a man who's humiliated himself more than any human being on the planet."