Al: All right, A.J. Why don't you show us a bit about these tools you're developing?
A.J. Sanderson: Well, there is nothing more cutting-edge than the new Binford air-powered scissors. [whirs] They operate on 80 PSI of compressed air which allows the blades to close with 70 pounds of force.
Al: Seventy pounds? That means you could cut through fiberglass. You can cut through carpeting. Even sheet metal.
Tim: Hey, Al, these'd be good. Next time you lose the keys to your lunch box, you won't have to bite through it.
A.J. Sanderson: Also brand new is our laser tape measure, our laser levels and our combination laser shrimp de-veiner and nose-hair clipper.
Tim: Nyah!
Al: You know, my mother's birthday is coming up soon. [takes the d-veiner]