Tim: Where are you and Lauren going?
Randy: Uh, to the mall. I need some new shoes, and Lauren said she wanted to go shopping.
Tim: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Randy: What does "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa" mean?
Tim: When a girl wants to help you buy shoes, it means she wants to be more than just friends.
Randy: Really?
Tim: Yeah. Here's how it goes. Candy store, friends. Shoe store, more than friends. Jewelry store, run for your life.
Randy: [doorbell rings] Don't worry, Dad. We're nowhere near jewelry store.
Tim: Trust me, one day you'll say the magic words: "It looks kind of like gold, doesn't it, honey?"