Quote from Randy in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Jill: OK, guys, what do you want for dinner? Randy: Actually, Brad and I were gonna take care of that tonight. Jill: Wait a minute. My sons are volunteering to cook dinner? Brad: Yeah, we've already got something in the microwave. Vegetarian lasagna. Jill: Oh! You're not only cooking it, you're cooking something healthy? Randy: Well, we haven't started it yet. Why don't you check to see if we put enough cheese on it? Jill: Sure. You're so beautiful. I love you. [finds a bloody head in the microwave] [gasping] I hate you! Brad: Gotcha. Jill: I hate when you scare me like that. Randy: And yet, we love it.