Quote from Tim in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. Nice crisp autumn afternoon. Thank you for being here. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And you all know my assistant, Al "Autumn Boy" Borland. [cheering] Well, continuing wall treatment week here on Tool Time, Al and I are doing our salute to wallpaper... [ripping sound] ...removal. Al: How you get rid of your wallpaper depends on what kind you have. Now, strippable wallpaper is the easiest to remove. Tim: Al's gonna strip now, so those of you with weaker stomachs look away. Al: You simply pry up a corner and pull down in a... [a bloody head tears through the wall] Whoa! Tim: Oh. By the way, Happy Halloween, Al. Al: That was not funny. Tim: Well, apparently the audience laughed for no reason.