Jill: Tim, which dish should I make for the potluck? I got Italian, French, Chinese...
Tim: Um... go with British. That way if the meal comes out horrible, people will think that's how it's supposed to taste. [doorbell] I'll get it. Where did you get all those cookbooks?
Jill: I don't know. It's strange. People keep giving them to me.
Tim: That is strange.