Quote from Tim in At Sea
Tim: We've just entered the Constellation's combat direction center, this carrier's state-of-the-art mission control facility. These sailors have a tremendous responsibility. However... When mine does that at home the cursor has to be moved over to the left and in.... That's all. [alarm sounding] Whoa, whoa. What did I do here?
Captain Lloyd Jenkins: Tim, you just declared war on Finland.
Al: I'm ready to serve, sir.
Captain Lloyd Jenkins: Just kidding, Al. When we found out Tim was coming aboard we deactivated our weapons.