Quote from Brad in Alarmed by Burglars
Brad: Hey, Jason, what's up? You know my parents don't like you coming here when I'm studying. Jason: Just thought you'd like to know - big party at Lisa Beldon's on Saturday night. Brad: Oh, man, I can't go. I have to study for history finals all weekend. Jason: Not necessarily. You're talking to someone that can get you a preview copy of that test. Brad: Really? Jason: It's my final exam clearance sale. Everything must go. The deals are insane. Brad: What if my parents find out? Jason: The parents never find out. I deliver late at night and slip it under the door.