Mark: Why are you all dressed up?
Tim: 'Cause I'm taking Mom out to a real nice restaurant.
Randy: What'd you do this time?
Tim: Nothing!
Mark: That bad?
Tim: You guys have no idea what it takes to make a good marriage.
Randy: How could we?
Tim: You don't just take your wife out to dinner after you've screwed up. Sometimes you take her out before you screw up. That way you build up credit for stupid things you haven't done yet.
Randy: So, it's kind of like getting frequent screw-up miles.
Tim: I like that.