Quote from Tim in Shopping Around
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And you all know my assistant, Al "Metal Head" Borland. Al: Welcome to Metal Week right here on Tool Time. Tim: In fact, this week we invited my old high school shop teacher along. The maestro of metal. Al: The sultan of steel. Tim: Ooh, good. The earl of... er-luminum.