Tim: Wilson, don't you see what's happening here? You're driving everybody crazy.
Wilson: I am?
Tim: I can't believe I'm even saying this. But you're taking all the fun out of Shakespeare.
Wilson: But my only aim was to put on a quality production.
Tim: I know that. And... there might not be a production at all. A lot of kids are thinking of quitting.
Wilson: They are?
Tim: Yeah. Juliet, Romeo... Cappuccino, Montezuma, everybody.