Jill: There is no way that Wilson's Juliet is better than mine! You know, the Hockaday Herald said that my Juliet was so moving that they didn't even need Romeo.
Wilson: Ah, well, my school newspaper said that I was an astonishing Juliet. A vision of budding femininity.
Jill: Oh!
Randy: Girls? My audition's tomorrow. Who's gonna help me?
Jill: I will! I will! "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Wilson: "Deny thy father and refuse thy name!"
Jill: "Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love..."
Wilson: "And I'll no longer be a Capulet."
Jill: "What's in a name?" [Randy goes inside]
Both: "That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
Jill: So, Romeo. Yo, Romeo!