Tim: Today we're talking about tools the military uses. OK? I needed a little help on today's show. An old high-school buddy of mine, Billy McDougal, will be here. We used to call him "Moon Pie Face." But no longer. Now it's Lieutenant Colonel William McDougal of the United States Marine Corps. Let's bring him out with a round of applause. Come on out here, Billy. Moon Pie, Moon Pie, Moon Pie. It's amazing, you know? I guess they wanted a few good men and one big wuss.
Lt. Col. McDougal: Tim, if I remember correctly, you were such a wimp, even the Cub Scouts wouldn't take you.
Tim: Yeah. But the Girl Scouts loved me. [laughs]