Jill: OK, Randy. Let's hear it. How was your first day at high school?
Randy: Great. Except for the guy who asked me if I wanted a phone book to sit on.
Jill: Did you tell the teacher?
Randy: It was the teacher. No, but it's cool. He doesn't mind if you call him Baldy.
Jill: We had a teacher we called Baldy. She minded.