Tim: Guys, you won't believe what happened today. I got a Ph.D. from Western Michigan University.
Brad: You?
Randy: You sure it's not a Ph.D-minus?
Tim: No, wise guy. It's an honorary Ph.D. from the engineering department. Whoa-oa-oa.
Brad: You got a degree when you didn't even earn it? Can I get that type of deal for high school?
Randy: I hope so. It's your only shot at graduating.