Tim: Whoa, this letter's from Western Michigan University. That's where my wife and I went to college.
Al: Well, they must've seen our show, and they want their diploma back.
Tim: Couldn't be further from the truth. Listen to this. "Dear Tim, in recognition of the fine work you do, we would like to bestow upon you an honorary Ph.D." [grunts] [grunts]
Al: Oh, now wait a second. Your alma mater wants to give you a doctorate?
Tim: That's right. Yeah. From now on, you'll be standing next to a doctor. Which would make you my nurse.