Quote from Brad in Room Without a View
Randy: Hi, Brad. Brad: Don't start with me. I know you're just gonna talk about how great your new room is. Randy: All I said was "Hi, Brad." Brad: See? There you go again. Randy: All right, Brad. You want the basement, you can have it. Brad: Yeah, right. Randy: No, no, I'm serious. I'll trade you rooms. Brad: All right, what did Dad screw up? Is the room tilted? Hey, did the ceiling cave in?