Quote from Heidi in Let Them Eat Cake
Heidi: I got the expense report. You might wanna look at this before it goes to the boss. Tim: Why do I want to look at it? Heidi: Well, check out page two, under the heading, "Things Tim Broke." Tim: Porta-Potti, 500 bucks. Mm, not bad. Plate-glass window, 275. Fuse and circuit breakers, 150 bucks? Look, do me a big favor. You know that Binford paper shredder? Heidi: Mm-hmm. Tim: Why don't you be a good friend and run this through that? Heidi: Well, I can't. You broke it. 800 bucks. Tim: Well, why don't you help me out here and find something that I haven't broken and hide it in there.