Bert: I'm really glad we're doing this today.
Tim: You like hanging with "The Tool Man", huh?
Bert: Especially when my in-laws are visiting.
Tim: Been there. [Jill enters]
Bert: Dana, she really gets crazy when her parents are around.
Tim: Not as crazy as my wife, boy! When her parents come to visit, she's a psycho. And they're not running on all cylinders. They're, like, a couple pistons shy of a V-8, if you know what I mean.
Jill: What do you mean, Tim?
Tim: Huh? Honey, I'm... Bert was telling me about his wife, I wanted to make him feel a better. So I made up stories about your wonderful, understanding, lovely parents.