Quote from Jill in Advise and Repent
Jill: When is Michelle coming over? Randy: Any minute now. Tim: Well, I hope her dad gets here quick. Old Bert's going to help me put on the independent suspension on my hot rod. Jill: Oh, well, that's good, because a dependent suspension can be so needy. [Tim & Brad stare blankly] In my Psychology class that would've gotten a huge laugh. Tim: And yet here in the kitchen... death.