Quote from Tim in The First Temptation of Tim
Jill: It's the first day of school! No one ever gets detention on the first day of school. Tim: I wouldn't say no one. Jill: What did you do? Tim: Nothing! Bruce Tyler was throwing spit wads at me. I had to do something. Jill: I meant Brad. What did you do to get detention? Brad: Nothing. Jill: I see. So this is just one of those "Come and get to know the other delinquents" sort of thing? Brad: Look, I told you, OK? I didn't do anything. Jill: You believe that? Tim: It's terrible. Teachers are still giving detention for nothing.