Quote from Tim in Wilson's Girlfriend
Tim: What exactly do you know about this woman? Ph.D., a couple of kids - what about the important things? What kind of car does she drive? Jill: I don't know. Some sort of station wagon. Tim: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I dated a station wagon once. It was a nightmare. Jill: Tim, I'm setting her up with Wilson, not with you. Tim: Well, if she's lonely, have her get her own Wilson. Jill: Aha! I see what's going on here. You're afraid that if Wilson spends time with Judith, he's not gonna have any time for you. Tim: If they got married and went on honeymoon, who would I talk to? It could be a very difficult week for me. Jill: Well, that's true, because then we'd have to talk, and that would be a very difficult week for me.