Al: I believe you're making a gross generalization. My brother and I have never resorted to physical violence to resolve an argument.
Tim: Come on. There was never a punch thrown when you were growing up between little Cal and little Al?
Al: No. We always settled our differences with compromise and a nice cup of tea.
Tim: Get real.
Al: You wanna ask him himself? He's backstage.
Tim: Your brother's here?
Al: Yes, he is. He flew in for Mother's birthday. [applause] Thank you. I'll relay your well wishes to her when we take her out for her birthday smorgasbord.
Tim: Good luck getting her attention.