Quote from Tim in Brother, Can You Spare a Hot Rod?
Randy: Hey, Mom, why can't Dad take me shopping? Jill: Oh, there's an idea. Send you to the mall with a man whose fundamental approach to shopping is speed? Tim: My goal is to spend $0-60 in under four seconds. Jill: And you don't check labels, you don't compare prices, you don't try anything on. Tim: That's why they have sizes, honey. I'm a 32 waist, I buy 32 pants. Randy: 32", Dad? Come on.