Quote from Tim in The Route of All Evil
Tim: Welcome to security week here on Tool Time. You all know me. I'm Tim "The Secure Man" Taylor, and my assistant, Al "I Want My Blankie" Borland. Al: I'd respond to that, but I don't need to because I'm very secure with who I am. Tim: Well, you shouldn't be. OK. Folks, Tool Time isn't just about home improvement, it's also about protecting that home you have improved. Al: That's right, and a good place to start is with the proper locks. Now, there are all types of locks - chain locks, guarder locks, deadbolt locks... Tim: My favorite - bagel and lox. Yeah! I go with Nova Scotia lox. Al likes belly lox. But remember, a little lox goes a long way.