Tim: Hey. It's good. What do you call this?
Al: Ham and cheese. The trick is, though, to add a little dill to your mustard.
Tim: Al, you live life on the edge.
Al: You know, Tim, I don't want you to get the wrong impression about my relationship with my mother. Yes, we've had some difficult moments, and, yes, she can be overbearing - suffocating, really - but she means well. However, she does have a pretty tart tongue.
[When Al hears Tim snoring, he grabs Tim's half of the sandwich, takes a bite, and puts it back in Tim's hand]