Quote from Tim in My Dinner with Wilson
Tim: Hi there, Wilson. Wilson: Hi-ho, elevated neighbor. So what are you doing? Tim: Patching the hole I think that rat got in. What are you up to? Wilson: Well, while it's warm enough, I'm trying to patch up some cracks in my driveway, but the cement seems too lumpy. Tim: My rule with cement: If it's got less lumps than Jill's gravy, it's probably all right.