Quote from Tim in He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible
Mark: What happened? Tim: I'm trying to dry out the carpet pad. Mark: How'd it get wet? Tim: I made a little hole. Mark: Where? Tim: In a big water pipe. Mark: Holy cow! What happened? Tim: Well, I ran into a little snag trying to run the wiring back in through here. I think I fixed the water pipe. I think I can get the floor fixed before your mom gets home. Jill: [o.s.] Hello! I'm home! Tim: Or maybe not.