Quote from Brad in He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible
Brad: [on the phone] The trick is, I towel-dry my hair first, wait about five minutes, and then I put on the mousse. Jill: Brad, you've been on the phone for two hours. Brad: Yeah. I've gotta go. My mom's bugging me again. All right. See ya. Bye. [hangs up] Jill: You see Ashley all day at school, then you come home and spend all afternoon on the phone. What could you possibly have to say to each other? Your life is not that interesting. Brad: Maybe not to you. But Ashley can't get enough of my mousse stories.