Mark: I don't think we should be steaming open the letter. My teacher said to give it to Mom and Dad.
Brad: We're doing this for you, dork.
Randy: Yeah, if you don't know what the teacher said, then you don't know what lie to tell to Mom and Dad.
Mark: I don't have to lie. I didn't do anything.
Randy: Right, Mark. Teachers always send home notes like that. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Taylor, Mark didn't do anything. Just wanted to try the new pen."