Quote from Tim in Don't Tell Momma
Tim: Looks like a scratch someone tried to cover up. Jill: Oh, that. I got a little scratch on the car and I touched it up. Tim: Touched it up with what? Jill: You know, touch-up stuff. Tim: What kind of touch-up stuff? Jill: Nail polish. Tim: Nail polish? You trying to kill me? Jill: Oh, come on, Tim. It matched perfectly. Red Passion Delight. Tim: What are you using for a dipstick? Your lipstick?