Quote from Tim in Back in the Saddle Shoes Again
Tim: [answers the phone] Deke! Oh, hi, Ashley. No. Brad's not here. He's out buying you a big gift. [hangs up] Brad: Dad, why'd you tell her that? Tim: Because I'm waiting for an emergency call for a hood ornament. I want to keep the lines clear. Brad: Oh, so now I have to buy Ashley a present. Tim: No. Now you have to buy Ashley a big present.