Al: I'm telling you, seven hundred dollars... Seven hundred dollars is a lot of money, but he is worth it.
Tim: Petty cash. Wait till you see what I go for. Sit down, Bob.
Jill: All right, ladies and germs, you now have the chance to bid on the toast of Tool Time, the host of Tool Time, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. I'm going to open the bidding at one hundred dollars. A hundred, a hundred, a hundred... A hundred.
Woman: A hundred dollars!
Jill: A hundred dollars. Do I hear two hundred dollars, two hundred dollars, two hundred, two hundred? Just remember this man will do to your house what he does here every day.
Al: Maybe we should auction off some homeowners' insurance first.