Jill: What's that supposed to mean?
Tim: Honey, snookums. Loverbuns, come on. This fundraising doesn't actually bring out the best in you. You've been almost as unbearable as you were during childbirth.
Jill: I'd like to see how pleasant you'd be giving birth.
Tim: Hey. I'd be huge giving birth. Cracking jokes, doing impressions. "Look, sumo man. Look at me, look at me." I would cut the umbilical cord with Binford 6100 hedge clippers.
Jill: Great way for baby to begin life, seeing you coming at him with hedge clippers.