Tim: Listen, Jill... after 12 years of marriage and all those kids, women tend to let themselves go, you know, spread out. Most men aren't as forgiving as I am.
Jill: Excuse me. Did you say that you have forgiven me for letting myself go?
Tim: No, that's not what I said.
Jill: That is exactly what you said.
Tim: Well, I didn't mean that.
Jill: What did you mean?
Tim: I... I mean... those Tigers have a shot at the pennant with good pitching this year.