Tim: What are you doing?
Jill: Oh, I'm doing research for a magazine article. It's about Finland. Look at this. Isn't that gorgeous?
Tim: Oh, yeah. I'm a huge Finn fan. Especially those fine feminine Finns in that hot tub.
Jill: Well, hot tubs are really popular there. But when they get out, they beat themselves gently with leafy birch branches.
Tim: Well, we've got that whirlpool upstairs. Next time you get out, I can snap you with a wet towel.
Jill: But this is a little more romantic. See? They're outside under the stars. Can you imagine you and me in a hot tub, staring up at the moon?
Tim: It'd be great. Especially with a couple of those Finnish girls, Yorgie and Pecka.