Tim: Welcome back to Tool Time. We have a very special competition comin' up. You've heard of the Rose Bowl. Well, put away your flowers! Plug in your tools, 'cause we got... the Tool Bowl!
Al: I will be serving as moderator and impartial judge.
Tim: This will be simulcast on Al's favorite station, the All-Flannel Channel.
Al: As impartial as I am, remarks like that could affect the judging.