Tim: Well, I read somewhere that husbands and wives shouldn't work together.
Jill: Where did you read that?
Tim: "Husbands and Wives Shouldn't Work Together Illustrated". We get it down at work.
Jill: Hmm... I wonder what they'd say about that in that magazine that I get - Married To An Idiot Monthly.
Tim: Jill, under normal circumstances I'd love to have you with me, but this is construction.
Jill: You just don't want a woman on your team, is that it?
Tim: No. This is lifting, loading, shoveling... For that, you need testosterone-pumping, muscle-churning, bone-crushing male power. [grunts] [Jill slaps Tim's arm] Ow.