Brad: [on the phone] No, Ashley, there's nothing going on between me and Melissa. I just gave her a taste of my Jell-O. It's not like we both chewed the same piece of gum. Ashley, come on. Hold on. Randy, I'm on the phone. Get out.
Randy: You get out. It's my room, too.
Brad: I was here first.
Randy: Look, I'm just getting my books.
Brad: [on the phone] I'm listening. I swear, there's nothing going on between me and Melissa.
Randy: [high-pitched] Oh, Brad, get off the phone and kiss me. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
Brad: No, that's not Melissa. It's my stupid brother. Listen, Ashley, there's nothing going on between us. Uh-huh.
Randy: Hold me, my... hunka hunka burning love.
Brad: Ashley, I'll see you at school. All right. Bye. [hangs up] You're a hunka dead meat!