Quote from Wilson in The Colonel
Wilson: [snores] Jill: Wilson? Wilson: [wakes up] Huh? [clears throat] Hi-de-ho, neighborette. Jill: What are you doing? Wilson: Well, I'm just trying to read this extremely lengthy tome that your father gave me. Jill: Why are you doing it out here? It's freezing cold. Wilson: Well, I tried reading inside, but I kept falling asleep.